In case you haven’t heard, the earth is apparently getting warmer – according to the Supreme Chancellor and overall Potentate for Global Warming at the Church of Mother Earth Al Gore.
I figured since everyone else in the world has a Global Warming post on their blog, I needed to have one myself. I have a theory though – I don’t think the world is getting hotter, I just think it is getting a bit more humid. After all, there is a difference between a dry heat and a humid heat. .
You really got to take global warming seriously now! If you don’t, not only could our great great grandchildren experience horrible fates but our most concerned politicians would lose one of their biggest platforms. And that would be bad because then they would have to reach into their big buckets of “how can we kill the earth today” crapola just to find a new end of the world phenonema… then cockroaches might become endangered from pool filter emissions… euh… and guess who gets to pay for all of the research they are not doing?????? That’s right…. you… and me… and our neighbors… and… ok…