I’m going to write one of those books that you see for sale on ebay (I’ve heard) for $19.99 that tells you how to lose weight fast. You know, you pay the money (I’ve heard) and then it comes and it says ‘re-define your definition of fast and start a workout routine’ (I’ve heard).
This week I started the weight lifting portion of my Wii Fit exercise routine – using the Force to lose weight – and I must say it is exhausting. Take for example this exercise:
That may not look like much, but it’s not 15 pounders on the end of the bar there – that is one heavy dude. I’m getting excited. If all goes well, before too long I will move to the big leagues, lifting more than my body weight – well almost more I suppose. Here is the plan:
Thank you Nintendo, for the Wii Fit. Thank you Xbox 360, for making the Wii Fit’s mind numbing free step exercise exciting and engaging, and thank you LucasArts for the latest exercise program (Star Wars: The Force Unleashed). Oops. I think I just spoiled the Ebay secret ending.
