{"id":225,"date":"2008-08-30T18:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-31T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottnkelly.com\/blog\/?p=225"},"modified":"2008-08-30T18:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-31T00:00:00","slug":"what-does-she-do-with-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/2008\/08\/30\/what-does-she-do-with-them\/","title":{"rendered":"What does she do with them?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>“Mom, what does the Tooth Fairy do with all those teeth she collects from the kids?”<\/p>\n

“I don’t know — what do YOU think she does with them?”<\/p>\n

“I think she makes necklaces with them! And all kinds of jewelry!”\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0“Hmm — maybe. Or maybe she makes strings for Christmas trees out of teeth instead of popcorn!”<\/p>\n

“YEAH!”\u00a0<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 “Or possibly even those little beaded hanging curtain things — but all teeth!”<\/p>\n

*gasp* “YEAH!!”<\/p>\n

\u00a0
\nAM I getting too caught up in the moment? It is after all her FIRST\u00a0TOP tooth and only her 4th to date — poor kid waited through the entire first grade and most of second before she lost even ONE tooth. You think I’m not gonna participate? What kind of mother would I be?<\/p>\n

“I think she decorates her house with them . . .”<\/p>\n

“Oooh, COOL!”<\/p>\n

(Yeah, I agree.\u00a0That<\/strong> image is best left up to the imagination . . .)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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