{"id":282,"date":"2008-09-03T19:40:14","date_gmt":"2008-09-04T01:40:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottnkelly.com\/blog\/?p=282"},"modified":"2008-09-03T19:40:14","modified_gmt":"2008-09-04T01:40:14","slug":"men-the-essentials-vol-1-only-volume-no-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/03\/men-the-essentials-vol-1-only-volume-no-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Men, the Essentials, Vol 1 (only volume), No. 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/ovenmitt-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-283\" title=\"ovenmitt\" src=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/ovenmitt-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"126\" height=\"129\" \/><\/a>&#8220;Ow!&#8221; I said this morning as I burned the top of my hand\u00a0reaching into the toaster oven to grab the kids&#8217; oh-so-wholesome-and-tasty pancakes.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Did you get burned?&#8221; the 5 year old boy asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, I did,&#8221; I responded through the pain.<\/p>\n<p>Then\u00a0spoken with what I am sure is an\u00a0honest mercy (and not at all a &#8216;what were you thinking&#8217;-style sarcasm) the boy says, &#8220;That&#8217;s why you use THE MITT.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Ow!&#8221; I said this morning as I burned the top of my hand\u00a0reaching into the toaster oven to grab the kids&#8217; oh-so-wholesome-and-tasty pancakes. &#8220;Did you get burned?&#8221; the 5 year old boy asked. &#8220;Yeah, I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,5,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=282"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}