{"id":324,"date":"2008-09-13T14:00:37","date_gmt":"2008-09-13T20:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottnkelly.com\/blog\/?p=324"},"modified":"2008-09-13T14:00:37","modified_gmt":"2008-09-13T20:00:37","slug":"special-delivery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/13\/special-delivery\/","title":{"rendered":"Special Delivery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/uspslogo-1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-325\" title=\"uspslogo\" src=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/uspslogo-1.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"36\" \/><\/a>So the boy and I go to get the mail today just as the postal delivery person pulls away in his \/ her truck.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Come on, it&#8217;s time for me to give you to the postman.&#8221; I taunted, grinning.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;YEAH!!!!&#8221; he exclaimed and took off running down the sidewalk to catch the truck.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey! Get back here!&#8221; I called out after him.<\/p>\n<p>He slowly came back and said &#8220;What? You were just playing?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes I was just playing &#8211; what you want to go and live with the postman?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;YEAH!!!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it&#8217;s time to introduce him to poker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the boy and I go to get the mail today just as the postal delivery person pulls away in his \/ her truck. &#8220;Come on, it&#8217;s time for me to give you to the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=324"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}