{"id":359,"date":"2008-09-22T10:04:03","date_gmt":"2008-09-22T16:04:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottnkelly.com\/blog\/?p=359"},"modified":"2008-09-22T10:04:03","modified_gmt":"2008-09-22T16:04:03","slug":"women-the-essentials-vol-1-no-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/22\/women-the-essentials-vol-1-no-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Women, the Essentials &#8211; Vol 1, No 3."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/glassslipper-1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-360 alignnone\" title=\"The Great Shoe Crisis of 2008 Averted. News at 11.\" src=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/glassslipper-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"116\" height=\"113\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">This weekend I asked the strawberry blonde girl to assist me in picking up some shoes and removing them to their appropriate closets.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A few minutes later she returned and exclaimed &#8220;Whew, that was an emergency!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8220;What was an emergency?&#8221; I asked nervously&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8220;Well, the closet was kind of scraggly &#8211; there were shoes EVERYWHERE!!! So I had put them all together!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Be it known that the Great Shoe Crisis of 2008 was averted by my little six year old.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend I asked the strawberry blonde girl to assist me in picking up some shoes and removing them to their appropriate closets. A few minutes later she returned and exclaimed &#8220;Whew, that was an&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,5,7,11],"tags":[76,134,177,244],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}