{"id":406,"date":"2008-10-03T08:06:45","date_gmt":"2008-10-03T14:06:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottnkelly.com\/blog\/?p=406"},"modified":"2008-10-03T08:06:45","modified_gmt":"2008-10-03T14:06:45","slug":"new-macdonald-has-a-farm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/03\/new-macdonald-has-a-farm\/","title":{"rendered":"New MacDonald has a farm&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/newmacdonald-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-404\" title=\"I said STEP AWAY FROM THE COW.\" src=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/newmacdonald-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"235\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/newmacdonald-1.jpg 562w, https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/newmacdonald-1-300x231.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 235px) 100vw, 235px\" \/><\/a>So last Christmas the boy got one of\u00a0his favorite toys from his Uncle Mark.\u00a0 A set of G.I. Joes (the good guys).\u00a0 Uncle Mark and I used to play with GI Joe&#8217;s quite a lot.\u00a0 Ultra realism became the sport as we got older, and many a soldier fell victim on the battlefield in progressively realistic ways.\u00a0 I believe the grand finale involved banana (very tiny) fire crackers placed strategically on the action figures and set in a defensive position on the front mailbox.\u00a0 Unfortunately, Cobra won that day &#8211; but that is another story.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So yesterday the boy came running into the living room singing the themesong.\u00a0 (The game included a GI-Joe logo that makes sounds when you push the button &#8211; one of the sounds is the old themesong &#8211; yeah, you know the one&#8230; Fight for freedom, wherever there&#8217;s trouble, GI Joe is THERE!!!! .. etc.) The only trouble is that my son seems to be showing symptoms of chronic lyricosis, something his mother has struggled with for years, insisting that Groove is in the House instead of the Heart.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The shout of &#8220;Eee Eye Joe!!!!&#8221; was heard throughout the house, and laughter once again ensued.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/macfarm-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-405 alignnone\" title=\"Hey cow, guess what. What? Destro is his name.\" src=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/macfarm-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"147\" height=\"147\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/macfarm-1.jpg 397w, https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/macfarm-1-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/macfarm-1-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 147px) 100vw, 147px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So last Christmas the boy got one of\u00a0his favorite toys from his Uncle Mark.\u00a0 A set of G.I. Joes (the good guys).\u00a0 Uncle Mark and I used to play with GI Joe&#8217;s quite a lot.\u00a0&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,5,7,8],"tags":[47,61,90,109,202,223],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}