{"id":439,"date":"2008-10-22T11:23:48","date_gmt":"2008-10-22T17:23:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottnkelly.com\/blog\/?p=439"},"modified":"2008-10-22T11:23:48","modified_gmt":"2008-10-22T17:23:48","slug":"wii-stalk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/22\/wii-stalk\/","title":{"rendered":"Wii Stalk!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t mess with the Wii Fit board.\u00a0 Seriously.\u00a0 If you tease it into believing that you are going to commit to this relationship, you had best be prepared for the consequences once you leave after your one session stand.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/auntjen-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-440\" title=\"Every breath you take, every move you make....\" src=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/auntjen-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"429\" height=\"344\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/auntjen-1.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/auntjen-1-300x240.jpg 300w, https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/auntjen-1-768x614.jpg 768w, https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/auntjen-1-700x560.jpg 700w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 429px) 100vw, 429px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t mess with the Wii Fit board.\u00a0 Seriously.\u00a0 If you tease it into believing that you are going to commit to this relationship, you had best be prepared for the consequences once you leave after&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,5,10],"tags":[77,238,242,243],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}