{"id":451,"date":"2008-10-24T07:56:14","date_gmt":"2008-10-24T13:56:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottnkelly.com\/blog\/?p=451"},"modified":"2008-10-24T07:56:14","modified_gmt":"2008-10-24T13:56:14","slug":"the-aperture-science-weight-loss-labratory-is-now-open","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/24\/the-aperture-science-weight-loss-labratory-is-now-open\/","title":{"rendered":"The Aperture Science Weight Loss Labratory is Now Open."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/portal_cake-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-453\" title=\"Mmmm Cake\" src=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/portal_cake-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"98\" height=\"110\" \/><\/a>So my good friend who shall remain nameless to protect the guilty reminded me yesterday of how much fun the game <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/gaming\/gamingreviews\/magazine\/15-10\/pl_games\" target=\"new\">Portal<\/a> is on the Xbox 360. (click link for a great description on how it works..) \u00a0 I had played it a while back and marked it as one of the best games around with the best ending I have ever seen to a game.<\/p>\n<p>Last night I picked it back up and realized that while I had finished the game, I had never gone back to try it again &#8211; and to my surprise found some &#8216;unlocked&#8217; levels&#8230;. !!!\u00a0 How fun is that?<\/p>\n<p>So while exercising on the Wii Fit, I was reminded by the Aperture Science Laboratory on my Xbox that at the end of the experiment:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>There would be cake.<\/li>\n<li>I would be missed.<\/li>\n<li>I could donate one or more organs to the Aperture Science Laboratory&#8217;s Self Esteem Program for girls.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I have a feeling the weight may come off a lot faster, but I am concerned about the cake.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/brickportal-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-452 aligncenter\" title=\"Are you still there?\" src=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/brickportal-1-1280x882.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"446\" height=\"306\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So my good friend who shall remain nameless to protect the guilty reminded me yesterday of how much fun the game Portal is on the Xbox 360. (click link for a great description on how&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,5,7,10],"tags":[25,60,94,95,149,193],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=451"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}