{"id":532,"date":"2008-11-19T08:07:55","date_gmt":"2008-11-19T14:07:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottnkelly.com\/blog\/?p=532"},"modified":"2008-11-19T08:07:55","modified_gmt":"2008-11-19T14:07:55","slug":"uhm-the-owl-store-maybe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/19\/uhm-the-owl-store-maybe\/","title":{"rendered":"Uhm&#8230; The Owl store maybe?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/hootersalternative-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-533 alignright\" title=\"Where else can you get wings like this? I have heard...\" src=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/hootersalternative-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"99\" height=\"139\" \/><\/a>So the boy has been thrilled with his ability to read signs of late.\u00a0\u00a0 Whilst driving recently, we practiced reading the signs on the buildings together.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s that sign say?&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Big Apple!&#8221; he replied.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And that one?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;REX!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And that one?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Game Stop!&#8221; (though I think he knew that one already from visits&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>A brief pause, then&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dad, what&#8217;s that sign &#8211; the one that says H&#8230;O&#8230;O&#8230;T&#8230;E&#8230;R&#8230;S..?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s not a sign we are going to read today, son.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the boy has been thrilled with his ability to read signs of late.\u00a0\u00a0 Whilst driving recently, we practiced reading the signs on the buildings together. &#8220;What&#8217;s that sign say?&#8221; I asked. &#8220;Big Apple!&#8221; he&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,5,7,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=532"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}