{"id":539,"date":"2008-12-02T09:57:15","date_gmt":"2008-12-02T15:57:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottnkelly.com\/blog\/?p=539"},"modified":"2008-12-02T09:57:15","modified_gmt":"2008-12-02T15:57:15","slug":"what-in-the-name-of-all-that-is-holy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/02\/what-in-the-name-of-all-that-is-holy\/","title":{"rendered":"What in the name of all that is Holy. . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/chickenblueelbow-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-540 alignright\" title=\"Dont hate me because I shredded your couch.\" src=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/chickenblueelbow-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"176\" height=\"251\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/chickenblueelbow-1.jpg 304w, https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/chickenblueelbow-1-211x300.jpg 211w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 176px) 100vw, 176px\" \/><\/a>I have officially seen everything.\u00a0 This has the potential of being the last blog I ever post as after having seen this, I now want to remove myself from ever using the internet again.\u00a0\u00a0 Don&#8217;t ask me where I got it.\u00a0 Let&#8217;s just say that the internet service provider who sent this to me may have just lost my business.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Looking for that gift for the person who has everything <em>and <\/em>a cat?\u00a0 Try <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kittywigs.com\">KittyWigs.Com<\/a> to get that special someone&#8217;s special someone something special.  Or something.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Insert all expletives and utterances of unbelief, shock, horror, and amazement here. You know you were thinking it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have officially seen everything.\u00a0 This has the potential of being the last blog I ever post as after having seen this, I now want to remove myself from ever using the internet again.\u00a0\u00a0 Don&#8217;t&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,5],"tags":[41,171,233,250],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=539"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}