{"id":570,"date":"2008-12-09T23:18:38","date_gmt":"2008-12-10T05:18:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottnkelly.com\/blog\/?p=570"},"modified":"2008-12-09T23:18:38","modified_gmt":"2008-12-10T05:18:38","slug":"read-it-while-i-weep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/09\/read-it-while-i-weep\/","title":{"rendered":"Read it while I weep.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is what Geometry Wars left unchecked could lead to.\u00a0 30 minutes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Kids, don&#8217;t try this at home.<\/p>\n<div class=\"mceTemp mceIEcenter\">\n<dl id=\"attachment_571\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 335px;\">\n<dt class=\"wp-caption-dt\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/4007baby-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-571\" title=\"My legs must have been flailing about as if independant from my body...\" src=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/4007baby-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"325\" height=\"290\" \/><\/a><\/dt>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n<p>Yes, that&#8217;s right. It says &#8220;Incinerator&#8221;.\u00a0 Trust me, I could feel the burn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is what Geometry Wars left unchecked could lead to.\u00a0 30 minutes&#8230; Kids, don&#8217;t try this at home. Yes, that&#8217;s right. It says &#8220;Incinerator&#8221;.\u00a0 Trust me, I could feel the burn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,5,7,10],"tags":[106,234,241],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/570\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}