{"id":693,"date":"2009-02-16T14:14:47","date_gmt":"2009-02-16T20:14:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottnkelly.com\/blog\/?p=693"},"modified":"2009-02-16T14:14:47","modified_gmt":"2009-02-16T20:14:47","slug":"if-you-have-a-small-boy-in-your-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/16\/if-you-have-a-small-boy-in-your-house\/","title":{"rendered":"If you have a small boy in your house"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>chances are you have a box that looks something like this:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/img_4599-1.jpg\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/img_4599-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-694 aligncenter\" title=\"Why it\\'s scary when he says \\&quot;Mom, have you seen my . . .\\&quot;\" src=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/img_4599-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"468\" height=\"338\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/02\/img_4599-1.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>For further insight into my life, simply analyze the contents of this box. It pretty much says it all. And yes, those are super hero glasses in there with the light sabers, the wall-e robots and the lego ships (I believe the 4-seater one was actually designed by Emma &#8212; she&#8217;s a dark horse in the world of lego design).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>chances are you have a box that looks something like this: For further insight into my life, simply analyze the contents of this box. It pretty much says it all. And yes, those are super&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,5,7,8],"tags":[125],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=693"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}