{"id":730,"date":"2009-03-04T10:30:32","date_gmt":"2009-03-04T16:30:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottnkelly.com\/blog\/?p=730"},"modified":"2009-03-04T10:30:32","modified_gmt":"2009-03-04T16:30:32","slug":"dinner-conversations-that-should-be-served","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/04\/dinner-conversations-that-should-be-served\/","title":{"rendered":"Dinner conversations that should be served."},"content":{"rendered":"

Spencer: “Mmmm.\u00a0 This tastes good with the rats.” (The cold distorted the last word somewhat.)<\/p>\n

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Dad: “What?”<\/p>\n

Spencer: “Mmmm. This tastes good with the rats.”<\/p>\n

Emma: “It’s not rats its rice.”<\/p>\n

Spencer: “That’s what I said, rats.”<\/p>\n

Emma: “NO BUDDY IT’S RICE! R – I – S – E, Rice!”<\/p>\n

Hanna: “No it’s R – I – C – E “.<\/p>\n

Emma: “That’s what I said, rice”.<\/p>\n

Spencer: “Yeah, rats.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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