{"id":733,"date":"2009-03-09T13:30:56","date_gmt":"2009-03-09T19:30:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottnkelly.com\/blog\/?p=733"},"modified":"2009-03-09T13:30:56","modified_gmt":"2009-03-09T19:30:56","slug":"wisdom-of-the-ages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/2009\/03\/09\/wisdom-of-the-ages\/","title":{"rendered":"Wisdom of the ages"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/nighttime-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-734 alignright\" title=\"Is it dark where Ouma is?\" src=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/nighttime-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"143\" height=\"143\" \/><\/a>Ah kids.\u00a0 The great equalizer.\u00a0 The boy was sucking his thumb, cozied up in his parent&#8217;s bed whilst I was doing something in the kitchen.\u00a0 Walking into our room, I expressed my feelings of exhaustion and general tiredness.\u00a0 When asked by my wife about the suspected reasons for my exhaustion, the boy seized the moment in his usual way.<\/p>\n<p>Taking his thumb out of his mouth only long enough to get the words out, he expressed &#8220;Because you go to bed at midnight.&#8221;\u00a0 Thumb back in, enough said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah kids.\u00a0 The great equalizer.\u00a0 The boy was sucking his thumb, cozied up in his parent&#8217;s bed whilst I was doing something in the kitchen.\u00a0 Walking into our room, I expressed my feelings of exhaustion&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,5,7,8],"tags":[67,216,217],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=733"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/733\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}