{"id":831,"date":"2009-08-14T09:27:02","date_gmt":"2009-08-14T15:27:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottnkelly.com\/blog\/?p=831"},"modified":"2009-08-14T09:27:02","modified_gmt":"2009-08-14T15:27:02","slug":"what-the-pilgrims-learned-revisionist-version","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/14\/what-the-pilgrims-learned-revisionist-version\/","title":{"rendered":"What the Pilgrims learned, revisionist version."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/cornfield-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-833 aligncenter\" title=\"Mmmm. Corn.\" src=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/cornfield-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"116\" height=\"114\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s right buddy, the pilgrims learned to grow corn from the Indians.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They did!?! What else did they grow?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;All sorts of things!\u00a0 They grew corn, wheat, beans and tabasco.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They did!?! Wow!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, except they smoked the tabasco, and that&#8217;s not good for you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/smokingtobasco-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-832 aligncenter\" title=\"I can quit anytime. \" src=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/smokingtobasco-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"292\" height=\"192\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/smokingtobasco-1.jpg 450w, https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/smokingtobasco-1-300x198.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 292px) 100vw, 292px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s right buddy, the pilgrims learned to grow corn from the Indians.&#8221; &#8220;They did!?! What else did they grow?&#8221; &#8220;All sorts of things!\u00a0 They grew corn, wheat, beans and tabasco.&#8221; &#8220;They did!?! Wow!&#8221; &#8220;Yeah, except&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,5,7,8],"tags":[157,196,202,206,246,249],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}