{"id":866,"date":"2009-12-14T13:00:29","date_gmt":"2009-12-14T19:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottnkelly.com\/blog\/?p=866"},"modified":"2009-12-14T13:00:29","modified_gmt":"2009-12-14T19:00:29","slug":"well-the-weather-outside-might-be-frightful-depending-on-where-you-live","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/14\/well-the-weather-outside-might-be-frightful-depending-on-where-you-live\/","title":{"rendered":"Well the weather outside might be frightful (depending on where you live)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Spencer:<\/strong> Mom, I thought it was supposed to rain today.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mom:<\/strong> Well, it said &#8220;scattered&#8221; thunderstorms so maybe we just didn&#8217;t get any.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Spencer:<\/strong> What does scattered mean?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mom:<\/strong> It means it rained somewhere else but not here.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Spencer:<\/strong><em> (in his most genuine small boy voice)<\/em> Like in China?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mom:<\/strong> <em>(laughing)<\/em> No.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Spencer:<\/strong> How about Australia? Or Peru? <em>(not pausing for breath)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Mom:<\/strong> <em>(Laughing so hard I can&#8217;t even correct him now)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Spencer:<\/strong> OH, I KNOW! How about our nearest neighbor, Mexico?<\/p>\n<p>At least I know he&#8217;s paying attention in Spanish class.<img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-867\" title=\"Feliz Navidad - we're not dreaming of a white Christmas.\" src=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/mexico-1.jpg\" alt=\"Feliz Navidad - we're not dreaming of a white Christmas.\" width=\"318\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/mexico-1.jpg 468w, https:\/\/scottnkelly.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/mexico-1-300x288.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 318px) 100vw, 318px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" id=\"myFxSearchImg\" style=\"border: medium none; position: absolute; z-index: 2147483647; opacity: 0.6; display: none;\" src=\"data:image\/png;base64,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%3D\" alt=\"\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spencer: Mom, I thought it was supposed to rain today. Mom: Well, it said &#8220;scattered&#8221; thunderstorms so maybe we just didn&#8217;t get any. Spencer: What does scattered mean? 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