So my sister reminded me of an incident that occurred a while back. My wife and I were driving in the deep south on a Sunday morning at 10 am or so. It was quite a while back, because we stopped at an ‘inconvenience’ store somewhere in Washington County Alabama (if memory serves) for gas and a couple of – wait for it – Clearly Canadians. Yes, this happened in the late 90’s.
My wife approached the clerk and asked if they had any Clearly Canadians available for purchase. The look and response were priceless. “No maam, this is a dry county”.
Sunday morning, 10 am. Trying to get liquored up. Yep, that sounds like us – just ask our friends.